gennaration

imantosh:

- Are you out of your mind?! 
- What do you mean, am I…
- How do you think this is your towel? Do you even wash it?
- No, I don’t wash the towel; The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
- You never wash the towel?
- What am I going to do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap? You got to think here, pal.
- I’m furious right now.
- I get out of the damn shower, I’m clean as a damn baby, and I use the towel.
- Let me ask you this. Have you been wearing my underpants?
- Sometimes, yeah. Who cares? You guys don’t wear
each other’s underpants? You’re lying. We all wear each other’s underwear.